Book: The Histories Of Dogland(1568-1910)

Avalible in Dogland Libraries, a rare book

Saturday, July 16, 2005

CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT:CATLAND IS ANGERED

News spread about Dogland killing cats on their sight from Dogland to other countries, and eventually CATLAND. The catland king was angered.
*cut to a scene of a catland palace*
Inside was the evil King Fernando, that raided other countries.
Fernando:"Send invasionn forces to those perfidious DOGS!"
Army Sgt.:"Oh, shut up, we dont want any more ships lost."
Fernando:"*Draws Rapier*WE HAVE A DEAL! IF YOU LOSE THIS DUEL, YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND INVASION FORCES!"
Army Sgt.:"Deal.*draws regular sword*
(Both Attack)
Fernando:"CMON YOU COUWARD!"
(The battle ends as Fernando wins)
Army Sgt.:"MEN! Send invasion forces to Dogland under the kings command!"
Army Soldiers:"Dude, the war has ended."
Army Sgt.:"Whatever. Send em or ill whack the crap out of y'all!"
Army soldiers:"(reluctantly)Yes sire.
They set off in a light warship model, that is the Stoop. It took 3 weeks for them to reach Dogland. Suddenly, The Sakhmet, a major dogland day patrol ship, spotted the cats on sight.
Captain of the Sakhmet:"FIRE!!!"
(Both attack)
The ships collided with a crash*POW*. The dogs boarded the Stoop with great power. Many soldiers on both sides were killed. The captain of the Stoop, King Fernando, was arrested and killed. Catland was angered more.
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To be continued...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aiya,

The evil one is back. How can so many storytellers write about two harmless creatures like cats and dogs. What is there to write about? When will it end? Very soon it will be longer than the LOTR.

EEK!
Cpt. No Hands

Mwa Ha Ha Ha

3:00 AM  
Blogger wongkeanwah said...

o_O

10:56 PM  

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